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I don't know about you, but I hate it when douche rags at bars don't buy me drinks for free.
Free drinks are the basis of a free democratic society

if you don't buy me drinks, your a fascist. That's right, I didn't want to go there...but I had to.
So if you like Mussolini, to the point of wanting to emulate his contemptible ways...don't buy me drinks.

If you do however support free will, goodtimes and freedom in general...you must buy them for me every time you pass my way
even if I haven't been drinking
and I try to turn it down
do it like a nike ad
and if I throw it in your face,
take it as a sign of grace