waves

working out is tiring my bones.
my muscles hurt from stretching,
and 8 minute abs is 8 minutes of hell.

never stop working out again. fall off the train, slow to catch, hop back on, or count your flabs.


I met a girl from Texas the other day, she spoke just like me.

television, globalized capitalism, McJihadNBC and the death of music videos has killed accents. how many years have they got left?

(you can't be taken seriously with too heavy an accent, but you can't get laid if you sound like everybody else.)