Friday, October 19, 2007

because I'm up this early on a friday...

there are thing in this life that i hate; here's a list in no particular order....

  • when the coffee's bad
  • being out of cream but half asleep
  • the mornings your significant lover is at work by the time you wake up
  • having to work a 12 hour day
  • people
  • bullets that are diamonds
  • when douchebags pretend they're all righteous even though they've lived a kush lifestyle and couldn't deal a day in the life they criticize
  • the measurement of time
  • commitments
  • the gradual transition from nice weather to hellish cold
  • rain when you've got somewhere to be
  • waking up when you'd rather be peacing
  • dryer lint that only ever seems to get stuck to my only blank black polo
  • plans not far enough in advance that its too late to do anything
  • plans so far in advance that you forget they even exist
  • people who shouldn't plan shit but do anyway
  • fake pregnancies as an attempt to hold on to a burnt out flame
  • girls that have actually tried that
  • girls that WILL eventually try that
  • trifling ho's
  • uniforms
  • drunk people (mostly just when I'm sober)
  • the platypus
  • junkies that ask you for change instead of just robbing some body (it's just being lazy)
  • drunk polish people that I don't know who revert back to a drunken language I don't understand while I'm waiting in line behind them
  • people who don't appreciate post-its
  • judgefulness (HA)
  • time that keeps on slipping like a Del song
  • bears
  • arbitrary lists of ambiguity

the list of things i love outweighs this ten fold,
kinda like a gypsy in a knife fight with a high school student.

TIME TO GO TO WORK

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