Thursday, November 22, 2007

Dear Weather,

please get nice again soon,
I apologize on behalf of the world (or at least my surrounding area) for taking you for granted.
The sunshine was nice, and so was the warmth.
Hell, I'll even take the cloudy rainy days over this cold godforsaken blizzard storm.

Or maybe it is unavoidable (in Canada).
If that's the case (which my 20 years here suggest) the city should build levies,
except for the wind.
They could block it out, and save us from being overtaken by these high-speed snow-carrying face-blasting soul-destroying gusts of wind.
It wouldn't even be hard...just plant some fucking trees and stop vacating the natural wind breakers from the land.
We wouldn't have to worry about them breaking, because unlike the people (lazy assholes) who designed and built the ones that ultimately led to the destruction of most Louisiannian lives, these levies would be designed by nature, and perhaps god -
and unless I'm mistaken, those are two mo'fuckas who know how to get the job done, slack free.

i hate you all.

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