ewwww

there was this awkward douche that sat down next to me on the bus, and he was the type to sprawl out across the seat in an uncomfortable fashion, so i turned up my ipod and kept reading, but even over the blasting taking back sunday throw back i could still hear him making lame comments about the weather and trying to pick up the (unnattractive) girl across the way.
bastard.
also, he smelled like rancid cat piss.
I wanted to fight to take back my space, but at the same time....cat piss.
I was afraid his scent would rub off on me,
so i zoned out and transcended metaphysical.